I'm Da'John. Recently turned 20. I post whatever i find funny or reflects my personality. I've read everything between Twilight (dont judge me, im ashamed enough -__-) and harry potter and my new found love for comic books :) I'm pretty random as you could tell from this description. And im probably bored so you should ask me stuff
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thehaloguy:

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

Jesus fucking Christ i knew dinosaurs were real xD 

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talkstartrektome:

the-forest-fae:

devilvsdemon:

None of these say DeadPool….

Not interested. ✋

You honestly think they’d be able to script DeadPool to be appropriate for theaters? Really?
He’d be waaaaay toned down and we’d all hate him admit it.

My ex, who loved comics and especially Marvel, used to talk about how the one thing that would make him sad about dying would be all the movies that he would miss after he was gone. I’m excited for these movies, but this post makes me kind of sad.

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could you imagine if a theatre near you did this

eltigrechico:

Mon ……………..Reservoir Dogs

Tues …………………………Pulp Fiction

Weds ……………………………..Jackie Brown

Thurs  …………………………………………Kill Bill vol 1

Fri …………………………………………………….Kill Bill vol 2

Sat ……………………………………………………..Inglorious Basterds

Sun ……………………………………………………………..Django Unchained